The most one-sided match?

Bermuda's women's team have been handed the sort of walloping today that usually only happens in nightmares, losing by ten wickets with 296 balls to go.

In a World Cup qualifier against South Africa in Stellenbosch, Bermuda batted first and were bowled out for 13 (their captain, Linda Mienzer, making a gritty 1 off 48 balls). In reply, the Bermuda opening bowler, Terry-Lynn Paynter, sent down nine wides and a no-ball before eventually getting one ball to land on the strip, which was hit for four. There was a grand sum of five scoring strokes in the match. Brilliant.

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HaPpY Valentine DaY : FeW MoRe GiFT IdeA's

1. sendapantygram.com ..from Girl side
The ultimate romantic gift for your guy. Send him a sexy little red panty with a message from you for Valentine's Day, his birthday, your anniversary or just to say I Love You.














2. Play-Doh Cologne
This Limited Edition Cologne was created to celebrate the 50th Birthday of Play-Doh! Hasbro said the fragrance is "meant for highly-creative people, who seek a whimsical scent reminiscent of their childhood."








3. Heart Remote Control ---Perfect for the woman who wants control--and knows how to use it! This outrageously fun, universal TV remote hides sophisticated technology behind a pretty-in-pink oversized exterior. Program 6 devices (TV, VCR, DVD, SAT, AUD, CAB). Engrave her name below the pre-engraved "Property Of" so everyone knows its hers.

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HaPpY Valentine DaY

PerFecT GiFT -- Personalized Romance Novel

Pirates of Desire is a romance novel you can personalize by having them rename characters after you and that special person--you can even include your cat! This is sure to make for the most awkward reading of your lives, as your girl realizes how badly she wants a swashbuckling adventurer with an eight-inch dick, instead of the pudgy Halo enthusiast who thought paying someone to use the "Replace All" function on their word processor counted as a thoughtful gift.










Also ..
Books By You founder Mike Pocock, right, playfully poses in hospital garb with ER Fever author, Wendy Pickett, holding a copy of her book in Hood River, Ore., Jan. 5, 2006. Books By You says it sells thousands of personalized romance novels each year with titles such as "ER Fever" and "Pirates of Desire", where the reader is the star.

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