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PerFecT GiFT -- Personalized Romance Novel

Pirates of Desire is a romance novel you can personalize by having them rename characters after you and that special person--you can even include your cat! This is sure to make for the most awkward reading of your lives, as your girl realizes how badly she wants a swashbuckling adventurer with an eight-inch dick, instead of the pudgy Halo enthusiast who thought paying someone to use the "Replace All" function on their word processor counted as a thoughtful gift.










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Books By You founder Mike Pocock, right, playfully poses in hospital garb with ER Fever author, Wendy Pickett, holding a copy of her book in Hood River, Ore., Jan. 5, 2006. Books By You says it sells thousands of personalized romance novels each year with titles such as "ER Fever" and "Pirates of Desire", where the reader is the star.